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Here are a JUST A few examples:
In Latin, the term "master bedroom" can be translated as "cubiculum magistri" or "cubiculum domini". The word "stewardess" can be translated to Spanish as "azafata". It is a feminine noun commonly used to refer to a female flight attendant or cabin crew member on an airplane. The term "lynch mob" refers to a group of people (usually hiding behind black masks who claim to not exist) who illegally take the law into their own hands in order to punish or seek revenge against someone, usually by means of violence or even killing. In French, this can be translated as "une foule lynchante" or "une foule enragée".
Bottom Line:
Woke ideology is here to stay—if they don’t change it by tomorrow at noon. Get your documents translated for your presentation to the ACLU and, who knows, maybe they’ll stand for what their name actually means someday. One can dream. Perhaps you can get a government document translated from Russian so that Americans can understand why they’re paying for Ukrainian pensions. Call us today, female secretaries are standing by. For faster service, press #6 if you’re over 50 and a multiple amputee. At TTS, we’re happy to help.